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Unfortunately, Palpatine.

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that everything that goes wrong in Star Wars can be summed up as "Unfortunately, Palpatine.". Yes, that's the whole explanation.

Dath Maul? Unfortunately, Palpatine.
Dooku? Unfortunately, Palpatine.
Darth Vader? Unfortunately, Palpatine.
Death Star blows up Alderaan? Unfortunately, Palpatine.
First Order blowing up Hosnian Prime? Unfortunately, Palpatine.

This realisation brought to you by the realisation that it's pretty much how I plan my Star Wars fic: how's Palpatine going to fuck shit up this time? Even when he's not there on-screen, he's always there in the background, lurking. /is currently in the Unfortunately, Palpatine part of the Fake Dating FOR GREAT JUSTICE fic

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silverflight8
Feb. 20th, 2017 08:28 pm (UTC)
LOL. I agree, he seem to be the root of a lot of problems.
dhampyresa
Feb. 23rd, 2017 10:10 pm (UTC)
Palpatine is why no one can have nice things in a galaxy far far away.
draycevixen
Mar. 5th, 2017 11:32 pm (UTC)
I think you should just start using the expression in everyday life as I think it might catch on. :D
dhampyresa
Mar. 17th, 2017 10:14 pm (UTC)
I very well just might!
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